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Floobagotchies more popular than ever

From the category Other News, dated June 12, 2011.

A recently hyped interest in local produce has causes a spike in floobagotchy seed sales in the UK. The trees bear juicy, round, portable fruits which are both tasty and healthy, and consumers have been lining up at local markets to get their share of the delicacies. The NHS has issued a statement that regular consumption of floobagotchies may reduce undesired encounters with health professionals.